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“Wei Yaobin practices it for 10 yrs”

Wei Yaobin is out of his £%*?#$& mind. What’s his secret? Retractable balls?

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They train and train and hurt themselves big time in order to tough up and be able to withstand any attack, but in all these years...has there actually been any attacker??

I mean what's all this preparation actually for in real life? I suppose it's a form of art, but to be honest i think they're a bunch of weird freaks.


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OW!  Just plain ow! 🤕


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Spent years practising to be able to hit ur balls with a brick ... 

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The one situation where “numb nuts” is an asset instead of a pejorative.

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2 hours ago, Mike A said:

What’s his secret? Retractable balls?

 

Actually YES, it is Mike. 😄 They literally do train themselves to withdraw their testicles up out of the scrotum.

Okay everybody, come on boys, try it now. 1... 2... 3... GO! 

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8 minutes ago, martin-w said:

They literally do train themselves to withdraw their testicles up out of the scrotum.

It's sort of like "what goes up must come down" except here it's "what descends can also ascend", medically speaking.


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8 hours ago, Wildblue said:

i think they're a bunch of weird freaks.

Perhaps they are actually eunuchs!  😱

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10 hours ago, martin-w said:

They literally do train themselves to withdraw their testicles up out of the scrotum.

Maybe it’s an obscure form of PTSD; after being hit down there enough times, their nervous system screams “INCOMING” resulting in an involuntary retraction.

At :25 That must be a People’s Liberation Army CBR - Crotch Battering Ram

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15 hours ago, n4gix said:

Perhaps they are actually eunuchs!  😱

If not initially, eventually.

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